MISS
SMUT SINGAPORE 2004
(14 FEBRUARY 2004)
There's no time for lonely hearts at The InnCrowd on Valentine's Day,
just a whole lot of insane fun and mad laughter. Tradition dictates
that blokes should drop their pants and put on a skirt, whilst girls
should cultivate a moustache and grow a beard.
Thanks to everyone bunking with us on Valentine's Day, our Annual Cross-Dressing
Ball was a great success. Special thanks to Paul B who was an excellent
MC for the pageant. And... congratulations to Dave T, who is now the
proud winner of Miss Smut Singapore 2004. |
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Feel how soft my hair is. |
Elisabeth "Kurt Cobain" and Doris. |
Stubbled Ulli. |
Cool dudes, Julie and Jess. |
Competitve Contestants of Miss Smut Singapore 2004. |
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Elisabeth, Lore, Nicola and Charlotte. |
Dudes, pimps and perverts waiting for the contestants. |
Kicking off the "Rough Bitch Contest". |
Backstage. |
Contestant No. 1: A twirlin' Pete B. |
Contestant No. 2: Daniel-a from Germany. |
Contestant No. 3: Babs aka Her Vajesty, hairy babe from Glasgow with the
royal touch. |
Contestant No. 4: Jon P, beauty in a nasty blue, satin number. |
Contestant No. 5: Mark goin' for the hairband with flashing lights and
granny shoes look. Class! |
Contestant No. 6: Barry Flat-Chested lookin' good in a floral sarong. |
Contestant No. 7: Playmate Dave: "Size matters." |
Contestant No. 8: Gareth Pointy Breasts and her lucky flip flops. |
Contestant No. 9: Little Miss Chris, monkey farmer's daughter with mittens
for hands. |
Contestant No. 10: Bristol John in a sexy black number. |
Contestant No. 11: Girl-Next-Door Paul. |
Contestant No. 12: Underwear model Jon S sashays his way down with ease...
and a bottle of Tiger. |
Contestant No. 13: Scott dancing her way down the stairs. |
Contestant No. 14: Sebastian aka Inge the Swedish schoolteacher. |
Contestants No. 15, 16 and 17: Neil, Andy and Peter, as Monday, Tuesday
and Wednesday, the favourite wives of Sult'an Pepa. |
Contestant No. 18: Showgirl Steve. |
Contestant No. 19: Mike, the Hawaiian chick. |
Finger food and that mind-blowing punch. |
Dave and Jon P flirting with the guys. |
Breasts are useful. You'll always have a place to rest your beer. |
The Two Jons. |
John, Andy (Babs) and Paul B. |
Pete B demonstrates how she would normally fake her orgasm. |
Daniel, the Dancing Queen. |
Sneaky Babs' Pubic Passion. |
Dirty Dancing. |
Scott and his blowjob. |
A frightened Claire. |
Lesbian action. |
Smoke Break. |
I swallow. |
Get it up ye! |
Sniff ma bobby. |
Little Miss Chris goes up the ladder...to get happy. |
Excited male audience. |
Paul giving Lore a lap dance. |
Crowning of Miss Smut Singapore 2004. |
Dave gets emotional. |
Starting the Auction. Bidding for a "girl" starts from 20 cents. |
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Jacqui, the wee Scottish lad in a kilt, bought 5 "girls" for
a song. |
Let's take the party outside. |
Kate joins Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. |
Contestants turned streetwalkers. |
G-string over Calvin Klein. |
Tasty. |
Paul gets picked up. |
Beer shopping at the local coffee shop. |
Mark, Random Male, Dave and Jon P. |
Mark and his bum-duster. |
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Striptease Andy. |
Flippin' Pete. |
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'Nuff Said. |